I was working on a house, and the guy had a pet ferrett that had crapped on every inch of jumper running from one end of his apt to the other. The jumper was bad and I had to replace it. I put on my gloves and grabbed one end to pull it up, and the crap stayed on just like clothes on a clothes line. After I pulled it outside I asked the guy where the dumpster was and said just leave it in the hall. I went back two weeks later to do a reconnect a few doors down from him, and the cable was still there peterified turds and all.
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