I voted Democrat
because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing
the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat
because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat
because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.
I voted Democrat
because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think
we're good people.
I voted Democrat
because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me
from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat
because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice
caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a
Prius.
I voted Democrat
because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.
I voted Democrat
because I believe that business should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves. They need to break even
and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as IT sees fit.
I voted Democrat
because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks
who would never get their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat
because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that
it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything
they don't own."
I Voted Democrat........
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