OK, best one...
On a simple one receiver & dish installation I heard a distinct buzzzzzzzzz while I worked behind the TV..in the darkened lvrm.
I tried disconnecting lines and listening to get the source of the buzzzzzzz.
The little old lady said. "Don't pay no mind to that noise, it was the boys! Come look at what they left me."
She opened the kitchen door and I saw deer guts everywhere. There was a head without horns. A hatchet got that in a sloppy way that made the skull look pointed. There was parts of the hide hung around the room. There were many..over a case.. of empty Bud cans. And the puddle of dried deer blood ( I hope).
The buzzzzzzz was flies.
I closed the door and used the phone in the bedroom to activate the otherwise neat house.
The many times I have moved a TV and folks have run for a vacuum while it is moved doesn't count and...... dead pets under kids beds is just for beginners.
Joe
Re: Crap behind the TV set
Member #: 66409
Registered: 2/26/2009
Posted:
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Name:
joe diamond
Name:
Joe Diamond
Company:
phone & dtv contractor
Occupation:
installer
Location:
east MD
Personal:
late 70s
Experience:
~32 years
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