MY DOG
Mydog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. Hecan eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no costto him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during theyear if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing and nothingis required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house thatis much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice ofluxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutelyfree. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenseswhatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out andearn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, andsuddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!!
