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When to cuss

2 brothers, 1 six the other three were getting ready for bed when the older brother said " I think it's time we started to cuss" he continued "In the morning I'm going to use Hell & you use Ass" the younger one nodded his head with approval.

The next morning the 2 were sitting at the breakfast table when their mother ask " What would you like for breakfast" the older brother replied " HELL I think I'll have some Cheerios". In a flash of a second the mother snatched him up by his ear dragging him up the stairs steadly whoopin that butt. She shoves him in his room locks the door and says "yOUR IN THERE FOR LIFE YOUNG MAN!"

Well she comes back down stairs to where the younger brother is still sitting at the table and in a flustered tone of voice asked "And what would you like for breakfast?"

The younger brother looked up at her and replied "Well, you can bet your ASS it ain't Cheerios"
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