The C.I.A. had a basic training program and only three people completed the physical training portion of the class.
For the final exam, the instructor told the first Candidate, "I have your wife in the next room. You need to take this gun, put it to her head and pull the trigger."
The candidate said, "No way, that is my wife and I love her. I could never do that!"
The instructor said, "OK, Your out. Next."
So the next guy came in and the instructions were repeated to him. He went into the room, and came out 5 minutes later and said, "I just couldn't do it. I don't even love my wife any more, but she looked at me and said that she would be willing to lay down her life so I can become an agent. I-I- just can't do it."
The instructor said, "OK, your out. Next!"
The third guy came in, and again the instructions were repeated to him. He went in to the room and then..BANG! BANG! BANG! All of a sudden there was a loud commotion, yelling and screaming, banging etc.
He came out 15 minutes later, panting, his shirt all ripped up, his face all scratched up.
The instructor asked, "What the hell was going on in there?"
He said, "You will never believe it, Some ass hole put blanks in the gun. I had to strangle the Bitch!"
C.I.A.
Member #: 3845
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
1094
Name:
Robert LaRue
Company:
e-motion Video Productions
Occupation:
Media Minister / video editor
Location:
Metro Detroit
Experience:
~44 years
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