Cuervo Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try
another cup just in case.
Turn off the whirley thing.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Pick the friggin' fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a psoon.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sh*t...next add Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice
and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a psoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Frease the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
wishdasher.
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