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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to
> visit the rugged mountains
> of
> Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in
> the Pope Mobile
> when
> he heard a frantic
> commotion just at the edge of the woods.
>
> He found a helpless Democrat
> wearing shorts,
> sandals, a Vote for Obama
> hat
> and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and
>
> struggling
> frantically,
> thrashing all about and trying to free himself from
> the
> grasp of a 10-foot grizzly
> bear.
>
> As the Pope watched in
> horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing
> Go
> Sarah shirts came racing
> up.
>
> One quickly fired a 44 magnum
> slug right into
> the bear's chest. The two
> other
> men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the
> bear's grasp.
> Then
> using baseball bats, the
> three loggers finished off the
> bear. Two
> of
> the men dragged the dead
> grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck.
> The other tenderly placed the
> injured Democrat
> in the back seat.
>
> As they
> began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them men
> over to
> him.
> "I give you my
> blessing for
> your brave actions!" he proudly
> proclaimed.
> "I have heard there was
> bitter hatred between
> Republican loggers and
> Democratic environmental
> activists, but now I've
> seen with my own eyes
> that this
> is not true."
>
> As the Pope
> drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who
> the heck was that guy?" "Dude, that was the Pope," another
> replied. "He's in direct contact
> with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
>
> "Well," the logger
> said, "he may have access to
> all wisdom, but he doesn't know
> squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
> still alive or do we need to get
> another one?"
>

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