Subject: Letter from the President
Letter From the President
Dear American Citizens,
Due to the=current financial situation caused by the
slowdown in the economy,=I, President Barack Obama
have decided to implement a pla= to put all workers
of 50 years of age and above on early retirement.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People
Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to
Congress to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special
Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed
under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early
Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as
many times as I, President Obama deem appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional
Income for Dependants & Spouse)
or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Severance).> Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by me, President Obama.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive
as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
I, President Obama have always prided myself on the amount
of SHIT I give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT,
please bring this to the attention of your Congressman,
; who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can
handle.
Sincerely,
President Barack Hussein Obama
P.S. Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of
electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market
conditions, the light at the end of the tunnel has
been turned off.
Letter from the President
Member #: 37589
Registered: 4/20/2005
Posted:
927
Name:
jason miller
Name:
Jason Miller
Company:
americable international
Occupation:
cook,dishwasher,&janitor(manager)
Location:
sasebo japan
Experience:
~26 years
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