I think we could have some fun with this, Get out all your anti government memorabilia, your giant target pic of Osama Bin Laden and while your at it set out some white powdery substance on the coffee table. Make sure every gun you own is sitting all around the house, put your passport with afghanistan stamp on it where the cable guy can see it and watch him run to his truck and get on the phone.
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