Capitol: Chicagograd
Government: Socialist-Islamic Democracy
Leader: Supreme Comrade Chairman Barack Hussein Obama
Established: January 2009
Official Languages: Mexican, Canadian, and ???????.
Official Motto: "Work Makes One Free!"
Currency: The Ruble
Economic System: Centrally-planned Wealth-redistribution Collective
State Religion Islamoatheism
State Anthem: Anything by the Dixie Chicks.
Population: 450 mil. including the amnestied.
Life Expectancy: Male 114; Female 116 years
Official Bird: The Greagle
Official Animal: The Bear
