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The Miracle of Toilet Paper...


 Fresh from her shower, a
 woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining
 to her husband that her breasts are too small.
 Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her
 husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
 "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
 toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
 Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a
 piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing
 it between her breasts.

 "How long will this take?" she asks.

 "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

 The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
 between my breasts every day
 will make my breasts larger over the years?"

 Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your
 ass, didn't it?"

 He lives, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

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