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Thought you might enjoy...... Blondes Year in Review
>
> January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
> February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
> labels.....Helllloooo!!!.......bottles
> won't fit in printer!!!
>
> March
> Got
> really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
> months.....box said
> "2-4
> years!"
>
> April
> Trapped on escalator for hours ....
> power went
> out!!!
>
> May
> Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
> instructions....8 cups
> of water won't
> fit into those little packets!!!
>
> June
> Tried to
> go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a
> slope.
>
> July
> Lost
> breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
> other
> swimmers
> cheated, they used their arms!!!
>
> August
> Got
> locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
> soft-top
> was
> open.
>
> September
> The
> capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
>
> October
> Hate M
> & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
> November
> Baked
> turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound
> and I
> weigh
> 108!!
>
> December
> Couldn't call 911.
> "duh".....there's no "eleven" button
>
> on the stupid
> phone!!!
>
>
> THE
> BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
>
> A man was in his front yard mowing
> grass when his
> attractive blonde
> female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to
> the mailbox.
>
> She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the
> house.
>
> A little later she came out of her house again went to the
> mail
> box
> and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back
> into
> the
> house she went.
>
> As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,
> here she came out
> again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed
> it closed
> harder than ever.
>
> Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
> "Is something wrong?"
> To which she replied, "There
> certainly
> is!"
>
>
>
> (Are you ready? This is a
> beauty..)
>
>
>
>
>
> My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT
> MAIL!"

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