Fat As FuelA cable man named locolickmynutts ( jerry ) wants overweight people to have liposuction so he can turn their fat into biofuel to power his boat around the globe.
Locodicksucker biofuel-powered attempt at the round-the-world powerboat speed record will run on his own fat, and he hope's, many more well-endowed contributors.
Fox News reports the lean dick head adventurer has had about four syringes of fat removed by liposuction from his own "love handles", but needs others to donate their fat for his cause.
If Locosuckadick gets enough fat he will have it refined and converted to fuel for his 24m trimaran. I'm not racist Lococrack I love fat people.
