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Obama the Rooster, Good ol' Obama
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> John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business.
> He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets"
> and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the
> eggs.
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> The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform
> went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an
> awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and
> attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different
> tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
> performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out
> an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
> The farmer's favorite rooster was old Obama, and a very fine
> specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning
> John noticed old Obama's bell hadn't rung at all!
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> John went to investigate. The other roosters were
> chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing
> the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to
> Farmer John's amazement, Obama had his bell in his beak, so
> it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his
> job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of
> Obama, he entered him in the Boone County Fair and Butch
> became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result... The judges not only awarded Obama the
> No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the
> Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Obama was a politician
> in the making: who else but a politician could figure out
> how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
> planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and
> screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
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