More truth than fiction in this one!
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't
buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns
outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat
meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all
meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he
thinks
about how to defeat his enemy.
If a liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully
and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads
his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated
respect.
If a person of color is conservative, they see
themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of
government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks
about
how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of
him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show
host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut
down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't
go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God
and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign
religion,
of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care,
he
goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job
that
provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for
his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he
gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck,
moans like he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it
so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
