The Maine State police reports finding a man's body in the Kennebec River just south of the G bridge.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fish net, red garter belt, pink g-string, strap on dildo, purple lipstick and had an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to save his family any unnecessary embaresment.
The police will release the victims name later today but our on the ground correspondent has inside info. that his name is George Wester, news will be updated.
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