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George

George,his dog, and a pig (don't ask)are the only survivors of a shipwreck,and they find themselves stranded on a desert island. A few weeks pass by. Every evening they'd lie on the beach and watch the stars. One night, George was feeling a little amorous and wanted some feminine company. The pig started to look like a good prospect.So George rolled towards the pig and put his arm around it,giving it a cuddle. However the dog got jealous about this and growled and barked untill George moved away. A few weeks past, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck, the only survivor was a beautiful young woman, with a perfect hourglass figure and golden tan. She was uninjured , and got along with the others and went to the beach with them every evening to watch the stars. One balmy night George began getting those ideas again, and damnit , he was going to get some this time. So, he shyly leaned across to the girl and whispered in her ear," Umm, would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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Re: George LocoDawg 10/13/2009 8:22:52 PM