TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY SURVIVABLE
10. Get Obama a Presidency for Dummies book.
9. Have Disney’s animatronic Obama from the Hall of Presidents and the real Obama switch places.
8. Have Obama watch seasons of 24 on DVD to see how America’s first black president, President Palmer, did it.
7. Every time Obama stands up to an enemy of America, he gets a cigarette
6. Make Obama half-cyborg for intimidation value.
5. Get Obama the father figure he never had: Chuck Norris.
4. Pull a feather off a crow and tell Obama to wear it in his hair at all times as it’s the magical feather of leadership (may also give Obama the confidence to fly with his oversized ears).
3. Get him a more butch looking teleprompter.
2. Tell him he’s not allowed to appear on TV again until he actually accomplishes something.
And the number one way to make the Obama presidency survivable…
Get Obama an official American birth certificate so he feels more invested in this country.
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