Your post is pretty much shit, except.....
I ADMIT YOU ARE RIGHT GWESTER........
I was dumpster diving, but I can't get anything good out of the dumpster with your wife in my way. Please tell her to find another dumpster. This one is mine...... Since all she was looking for is needles and I don't use them I will gladly pass them along to her.
OHHHH...by the way you don't have an isp because you are not an Internet Service Provider... you have an ip ( a definitive number which is assigned to your hard drive when accessing the internet).....yours starts with a 78 after you get past the router......dumbass!!! I knew you didn't know what an ip was!!!
Thanks in advance for proving me right and gettin your wife straightened out!