Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.... Let's see now.....
? No Jesus
? No Christmas
? No television
? No cheerleaders
? No Nude Women
? No car races
? No football
? No soccer
? No golf
? No tailgate parties
? No pork BBQ
? No hot dogs
? No burgers
? No lobster
? No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
? No nachos
? No Beer nuts
? No Beer !!!!!!!!
? Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
? Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
? Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
? More than one wife.
? You can't shave.
? Your wives can't shave...
? You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
? The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
? Your bride is picked by someone else.
? She smells just like your donkey.
? But your donkey has a better disposition.
? Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here.
