Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.
You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!
A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!
I would like to now apologize to any rednecks, people from India and anyone else in the world that I may have offended. Remember, I didn't offend you.....that is impossible.....you can only be offended if you let something offend you so in reality you did this to yourself.........think about it, Glenn.
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