Take your lady and mount her from behind, then with slow strokes you reach up and grab her hair and gently pull her head back and whisper in her ear softly, " your sister is alot better than you ".Then try to stay on for 8 seconds. YeeeeHaaaa.
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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