A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
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>> Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
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>> husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
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>> protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
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>> some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
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>> to be spoiled by not going.
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>> So he took his costume and away he went.. The wife, after sleeping
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>> soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still
>> early,
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>> decided to go to the party.. As her husband didn't know what her
>> costume was,
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>> she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
>> how
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>> he acted when she was not with him.
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>> So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
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>> costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
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>> 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
>> there.
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>> His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
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>> left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
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>> She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
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>> husband.
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>> After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in
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>> her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
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>> passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
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>> midnight , she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
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>> was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
>> time he had.
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>> 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
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>> not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
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>> He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
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>> got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
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>> the spare room and played poker all evening.'
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>> 'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
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>> poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the
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>> husband replied,
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>> 'Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad
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>> .... apparently he had the time of his life.
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ok then
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