The economy is so bad that……
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying
their taxes.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and
ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and
Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly paid job now is jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how
many kids are starving in the US ?"
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat!
The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the pe
ople who
made $750 billion disappear!
Humor - The Economy is....
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