Why is it that people speed going to work?
Why does anything electronic stop working once you let the smoke out of it?
Why don’t doctors get paid for keeping you well instead of getting paid when you get sick?
Why don’t more cops have a sense of humor?
Why are toilet seats cold?
Why do cell phones need email?
Why do things always break within one week of being paid for or the warranty expiring?
Why does a cold beer taste so good on a hot summer day?
Why doesn’t a warm beer taste good on a cold winter day?
Why do I like beer so much?
Why is it that men look at a half case of beer as being half empty and needing to be refilled and most women look at a case of beer as the start of an argument?
Why do ugly women look prettier after a few drinks?
Why don’t pretty women get uglier after a few drinks?
Why is it that we men spend 9 months trying to get out of a womb and the rest of our lives trying to get back in?
Why is it so funny to watch a dog eating peanut butter?
Why is it an unwritten law that you don’t talk to the guy peeing next to you in the restroom?
Why do they call it a restroom?
Have you ever rested in one?
Why are women’s breasts so much fun to play with?
With all the porn sites on the internet why have I yet to meet one of the girls from one?
Why do people on this site even bother to read this pointless drivel?
Things that make you go Hmmmm
Member #: 5567
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
John
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Fiber Design, Construction, Maintenance
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Washington DC
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