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wine good...beer good...tequila better


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine......and those who don't.



To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."

And, as Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli , (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop........

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!
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Re: wine good...beer good...tequila better Polehiker 8/9/2009 3:38:55 AM