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FIRST DRAFT OF THE NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN: You realize it really is the new plan When......



(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.



(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."



(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.



(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.



(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."



(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.



(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.



(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."



(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.



AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE ON THE NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:



(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape

"rimshot" pduhdah
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