French doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take
a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
work
in six weeks."
A German doctor says "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
The Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them
both looking for work in two weeks."
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind.
We
recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White
House, and now half the country is looking for work."
Who can out do who.....
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Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
Mark , aka "Texas Toast"
Occupation:
RF & AC 'Cowboy'
Location:
Mid-America
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