A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out
of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first
place.
It was assumed that Enzo would not hear anything that he might have to
testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he
brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 10 million bucks he
embezzled from me is.”
The attorney, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.
Enzo signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re
talking about.”
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo’s temple and says, “Ask
him again!”
The attorney signs to Enzo: “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!”
Enzo signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown brief case, buried
behind the shed in my cousin Bruno’s backyard in Woodbridge!”
The Godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?”
The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the
trigger!.
Can't trust them lawyers either
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