DUCKS IN HEAVEN!!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in
heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps
on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter
chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck
is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another
extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same
admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where
she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day
St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid
eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.
Ducks in Heaven
Member #: 56870
Registered: 1/22/2008
Posted:
55
Name:
Susan York
Name:
Susan York
Company:
Self Employed
Occupation:
CATV among other things
Location:
NSB, FL
Personal:
late 60s
Experience:
~46 years
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