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Only in America...


Only in America...do you have to have a drug test to work and not one to draw welfare.
Only in America...Must we spend billions because we can't let Chrysler go bankrupt and then, let Chrysler go bankrupt.
Only in America...Can congress force fanny and freddie to buy sub-prime loans and then blame fanny and freddie for buying sub-prime loans.
Then lay off CEO's with giant severence packagies and nationalize the companies for the tax payers to pick up.
Only in America...A major crisis requires swift action to pass a bill without reading it, then vacation for three days before the president has time to sign it.
Only in America..you can be legally legal.
Only in America...the congress makes laws they don't have to follow.
Only in America...where your VP declares "JOBS" a three letter word.
Only in America...does the military get investigated by homeland security as possible terrorists, while our borders are wide open.
Only in America...can you get a tax refund on taxes you didn't pay.
Only in America...can you balme others when you don't perform.
Only in America...you have more rights being illegal, than you do legal.
Only in America...can you be 13 and have an abortion without telling your parents but must have a written note from your parent why you missed school.
Only in America...are you punished for good performance and revered for non-performance.
Only in America...can you call a large corp. evil...while 99.9% of americans work in companies with less than 500 employees.
Only in America...can Chrysler get 10 billion in aid for their company of 30,000 employees. I guess it's difficult to run a company for $333.333.00 per employee.
Only in America...we care about three guys that get water up their nose, while our enimies are beheading us and blowing crowds of people up with suicide bombs.
Only in America...you can say other interrogastion techniques work but have no idea what those techniques are.
Only in America...whatever goes wrong will always be Bush's fault.
Lastly however in America..you can only be president.....when the teleprompter is working.
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Re: Only in America... Gwester843 6/17/2009 8:08:57 PM