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this is only a joke


This is a joke of the emergency stimulus system. Should this be an actual comment or post you would have been redirected to the thread for more information. It is not an actual criticism and is only a joke. If you have no sense of humor, go directly to another thread and do not continue with this one.....this is only a joke.



I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when
> she grows up. She said she wanted to be president some day.
> Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I
> asked her, "If you were president what would be the first thing you would
> do?"
> She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
> Her parents beamed.
> "Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait
> until you're president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow
> the
> lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take
> you
> over to the grocery store where homeless guys hang out, and you can give
> them
> the $50, you earned, to use toward food and a new house."
> She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight
> in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the
> work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
> I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
> Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
>

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Re: this is only a joke Polehiker 6/17/2009 7:15:11 PM
Re: this is only a joke MCSub 6/17/2009 5:23:48 PM