Texas
Things you won't hear in the great state of Texas. Duct tape won't fix that. Actually.I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. You can't feed that to the dog. No kids in the back of the pickup,it's just not safe. Honey did you mail that check to Greenpeace? Oh,I just couldn't.She's only sixteen. We're vegetarians. Do you think my guts to big? Honey,we don't need another dog. Trim the fat off that steak. No more for me I'm driving.
