A man was lying in a hospital bed,covered in bandages from head to toe. The guy in the bed next to him asked: 'What do you do for a living?' 'Im a former lineman' 'Oh when did you give that up?' ' Halfway down'.
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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