I went to a friend's house at lunchtime today. When I was leaving his neighbor came out and asked us if we had seen his truck anywhere.... Dude... he says... I musta got drunker than usual last night and I have driven all over this morning looking for my truck... Have you seen it??? He told us that the local PD pulled him over for drunk driving and he talked them out of putting him in jail.... I told him that the security guard at the local bar probably had his truck towed... Anybody ever have a cop give you a ride home while you were totally inebriated????
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