I quit eating Pork Bellies and I have been assured that not only will I get 70 some odd virgins as a redemption that I will also not get 'Swine Flu'. I also heard that you should try to stay away from PorkChops as She may be carrying a venerial diseases.... I hope this helps!!!!
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