Irish ya say, well Mike what's an Irish seven course meal?
most people think it's a six pack and a potato.
they're wrong, it's a six pack and a bottle of Old Bushmills.
ya know why God put whisky on this earth?
to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
one more,
what's three miles long, green and has an asshole every three feet?
The Saint Patricks Day Parade.