For the same reason your profile doesn't say nitwit. We all have a profile. I know the spelling of the name for everyone I've worked for and can reach them by phone. The problem with our business is it's occupied by folks who can't chew gum and walk at the same time. Everyone out there who knows me, can reach me and everyone who crashes into a telephone pole isn't a lineman.
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