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You want what?


> After being interviewed by the school administration, the
> teaching prospect Said,
> 'Let me see if I've got this right: You want me
> to... go into that room with all those kids,
>
> 1. correct their disruptive behavior,
> 2. observe them for
> signs of abuse,
> 3. monitor their dress habits,
> 4. censor their T-shirt messages, &
> 5. instill in them a love for learning.
>
> You want me to..
> 6 - check their
> backpacks for weapons,
> 7 - wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted
> diseases,
> &
> 8 - raise their sense of self esteem and personal
> pride.
> You want me to
> 9 - teach them patriotism and good citizenship,
> SPORTSMANSHIP & FAIRPLAY
> &
> 10 - HOW TO REGISTER TO VOTE,
> 11 - balance a checkbook,
> &
> 12 - apply for a job.
> You want me to
> 13 - check their heads for lice,
> 14 - recognize signs of anti-social
> Behavior,
> And
> 15 - make sure that they all pass the state exams.
> You also want me to
> 16 - provide them with an equal education regardless of
> their handicaps,
> and
> 17 - communicate regularly with their parents in English
> and Spanish by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report
> card.
> You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a
> blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books , a big smile,
> and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.
> You want me to do all this and then you tell me......
> I CAN'T PRAY?
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There are 2 replies to this message
Re: You want what? Gwester843 4/20/2009 12:38:25 AM
Re: You want what? l8rb 4/19/2009 11:57:47 PM