When I go down for the long dirt nap I want a party not a funeral. I got that in my final wishes all spelled out for whoever finds my sorry ass. Even put $1500 away with it so they can do it. I got a flat top coffin paid for also to be used as the bar so everyone can have one last drink with me. Then when its over they just pop me in the oven till I'm nice and crispy. Send my ashes off to the PI where some friends of mine can put them in the sea. Don't want no tears for me all my troubles will be done and over with.
Re: The Funeral Stone
Member #: 5567
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
3797
Name:
John
Company:
County Gov
Occupation:
Fiber Design, Construction, Maintenance
Location:
Washington DC
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