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Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day



FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
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A proper decision by the courts . . . . .
Gotta love this judge!!!!

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against the
upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney
to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and
observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was
unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel
declaring,"Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood
objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can
you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have
Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom
Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists
have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying,
"But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said,
"Your Honor, we are unaware of any special
observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is
April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in
his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of
this court, that if your client says there is no God, then
he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is
adjourned."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!





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Re: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day messenger 4/7/2009 9:45:39 AM
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