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Subject: Catching wild pigs

Catching Wild Pigs

A chemistry professor in a large college had some
exchange students in the class. One day while the class was
in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange
student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his
back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter.
The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He
had been shot while fighting communists in his native
country who were trying to overthrow his country's
government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor
and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how
to catch wild pigs?'

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the
punch line.. The young man said this was no joke. 'You
catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and
putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to
come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to
coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place
where they are used to coming. When they get used to the
fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up
another side of the fence.. They get used to that and start
to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of
the fence up with a gate in The last side. The pigs, who are
used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to
eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They
run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.
Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used
to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods
for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly
what he sees happening to America . The government keeps
pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free
corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental
income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies,
dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare,
medicine, drugs, etc.. While we continually lose our
freedoms -- just a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as
a free lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a
service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government
'help' is a problem confronting the future of
democracy in America , you might want to send this on to
your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to
your way of life then you will probably delete this email,
but God help you when the gate slams shut!

Keep your eyes on the newly elected politicians who
are about to slam the gate on America .

"A government big enough to give you everything
you want, is big enough to take away everything you
have"


Thomas Jefferson
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Re: wild pigs precisecom 2/28/2009 11:47:52 AM