three oldtimers sittin' and bullshittin' at the rest home
1st oldtimer, I'd give anything to take a healthy piss in the mornin'
2nd olltimer, I take a long piss every mornin', I'd give anything to take a healthy shit.
3rd oldtimer, every mornin' at 7 am I take a 5 min. piss then at 7:15 I take a healthy shit,
I just wish I could get outta bed before 7:30