When I was born, I got a choice...A big dick or a good memory..I can't remember what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...don't and stop, unless they are used together.
Virginity can be cured.
I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were
too small.
What are the three biggest tragedies in a manslife?
Life sucks..job sucks..and the wife dosen't.
Panties: Not the best thing on earth but next to the best thing on earth.
Nothing better to do...
Member #: 63152
Registered: 11/5/2008
Posted:
1940
Name:
Bob
Company:
None
Occupation:
Considering one
Location:
Rapid City SD
Personal:
early 20s
Experience:
~54 years
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