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A young cowboy from wyoming goes off to college.Half way through the Semester,he has foolishy squandered all his money.He calls home.''DAD'' HE SAYS ''YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT MODERN EDUCATION IS DEVELOPING!! THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A PROGRAM HERE IN LARAMIE THAT WILL TEACH OUR DOG Ol' BLUE HOW TO TALK. Thats amazing says hos dad how do i get ol' blue in the program.Just send him down here with $1000 dls the young cowboy says ill get him in the course. So his father sends the dog and $1.000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester the money again runs out the boy calls home.
So how Ol' blue doingh son??'' his father asks.
'awesome dad he's talking a storm'' he says but u just won't believe this they've had such a good results they have started to teach the animals how 2 read!!!"
Read??? says his father, No kidding!! how do we get blue in that program??
Just send $ 2.500 ill get him in the class''
The money promptly arrives. but our hero has a problem
At the end of they year his father will find out the dog can't neither talk or read so he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year his father is all exited. where's Ol' blue i just can't wait 2 see him read something and talk!!!
Dad the boy says i have some grim news.Yesterday morning just before we left to drive home, Ol' blue was in the living room kicked back in the recliner reading the wall street journal like he usually does.Then he turned to me and asked.
''SO IS UR DADDY STILL MESSING AROUND WITH THAT LITTLE REDHEAD WHO LIVES IN TOWN???
The father exclaimed, i hope u shot the son of &%½¥£& before he talks to ur mother!!!!
i sure did dad!!"
That's my boy ''

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