Now that Phoenix has claimed the title of #2 Kidnapping capital in the world, I just have one question.
Are they offering to pay ransom for the installers? You know, kind of like, " Hey Mr. Kidnapper, We'll give you $55 dollars for the installer, and $10 for each additional helper that you return to us. Oh yeah, by the way, Mr. Kidnapper, you'll have to bring the installer to our main office, but we won't reimburse you for your gas, and if the installer wants anything extra like a donut or a beer or something else, we expect you to provide that for free. If you're going to be late, call us and let us know, or we will deduct $25 from the ransom. Also, if the installer is scratched up or bruised, or if his clothes are wrinkled, we will have to back charge you the entire ransom. We're sure that you agree with our terms, as you are in the business, and well, this is how it is. Oh yeah and one more thing. We'll send you your ransom check after our quality control experts have verified the installers safe return, and the check may or may not be correct. If you find any accounting errors, please email the white house, and ask President Obama to look into it for you. Thanks, and we look forward to assisting you in serving our installers."
Re: dtv takeover in phoenix?
Member #: 43928
Registered: 1/26/2006
Posted:
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Name:
yo
Company:
Me and my tools
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Technician
Location:
here and there
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Experience:
~24 years
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