A big city CA lawyer went duck hunting in a rural texas . He shot and dropped a bird ;but it fell into a farmers field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence ; an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing .The litigator responded ;“I shot a duck and it fell in to this field ; and i'm going to retrieve it .”
The old farmer repied ,”this is my property ,and you are not coming over her.”
The indignant lawyer said “I am one of the best. Trial attorneys in the US and ,if you don't let me get that duck , I'll sue you and take every thing you own.”
The old farmer smilled and said, Apparenly, you don't know how we do things in Texas . We settle small disagreements like his with the the Texas Three kick rule.
The lawyer asked,What is the Texas Three-Kick-Rule ?”
The farmer replied, “Well , first I kick you three time and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth , until some one give up.”
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to he city feller.His fist kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and drop him to his knees . His second kick nearly wiped the mans nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer 's therd kick to a kidney nearly cased him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get up to his feet and said, “Ok,you old coot| now, it's my turn.”The old farmer smiled and said ,” No I give up, you can have the duck
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