Legal disclaimer:
For the ladies....this is in humor only. do not write me or my company with complaints. The owner and company do not necessarily share the views of the jokes posted here. Herein and wherefore any and all language forthwith to the afore mentioned rhetoric, all and any gripes and legaleze will summarily be disregarded and discarded as a non-legal non-ethical, non-moral and non-party type lack of a sense of humor. Thank you. The management of sab3r inc.
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
And for a ladies outlined in the above legal disclaimer
and Maxine rebuts "Marvin, wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of BS around your lips."
men strike back
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