a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink
when he's finnished the barkeep asks if he wants another
the guy looks into his left shirt pocket and says sure gimme another
this goes on for several rounds. finnaly the bar keep asks again
the guy looks in his left shirt pocket and says no thanks gotta go.
the barkeep thinks this guys behavior to be odd so he asks why the guy had to check in his left shirt pocket before orderin' a drink
the guy says thats easy I keep a picture of my mother in law in there, I drink 'til she starts to look good, then it's time to go
a guy walks into a bar
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